johnnythebastard

Thanks for the fav!

you, dear miss, are invited to my birthday BBQ at Greynold's Park this Friday.
You better come or have a really good excuse for not doing so O_-
<333

you caught t3h gh3ye


yay for t3h gh3y

Today's "art" was inspired by a very special commercial. One of my personal favorites, in fact. And I hope you love it as much as I do.

*ahem*

NAUSEA!
HEARTBURN!
INDIGESTION!
UPSET STOMACH!
DIARRHEA!


(did somebody call the WAHHHHmbulance?)


Thank you, thank you
Please stay for the second show, folks, it's completely different from the first.

p.s.: SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!

And now, as promised... an ode to ZOO PALS! Ohhh that fucking commercial.

(made with love by your pal Ilyssa)

*ahem*
WOOF WOOF ZOOO PALS!
MOO MOO ZOOO PALS!
RIBBIT RIBBIT ZOOO PALS!
BAHH BAHH ZOO PALS!
HUMP HUMP ZOO PALS!
OMFG NINA TURTLES ZOO PALS!
FAT ALBERT ZOO PALS!
ZOO PALS MAKE EATING FUNNNNNN!

... unless it's poo on toast



and by the way...


TAH DAHHHH!

I'm totally stalking you on t3h intarn3tz.

hey, look!








It is a SYMPHONY of anal probing... and gay pride.

im doing alrighty, i wish you nothing but the best in college and wish we talked more like we used to

much <3